The Shoebill is a prehistoric-looking bird that exists in the marshes of East Africa. Scientists know that these intensely private creatures rarely raise more than one chick; a second is insurance in case the older one doesn’t make it.
A similar philosophy underlies the dynamic of the royal heir and the spare. While the lionized firstborn is groomed to rule, being second-born can be trickier; modern spares must accept indifference and resentment from the press and public, especially as cute toddlers pile up in the palace nursery.
This was the fate of HRH Princess Margaret Rose, younger sister to Elizabeth II. The Crown renewed interest in the glam yet troubled royal, whose star had faded long before Diana arrived to swipe her tiara. Luckily for Princess Margaret’s new admirers, Craig Brown’s Ma’am Darling was published last year to gushing reviews.
Subtitled “99 Glimpses of Princess Margaret“, he takes a magpie approach, including letters, palace statements, interviews, snippets from memoirs penned by creepy footmen, plus anecdotes from VIPs who, er, encountered the queen’s sister.
Having only Vanessa Kirby’s portrayal of Margaret as a spoiled, party-loving Millennial to go on, I didn’t know just how frosty and demeaning she could be.
The princess loved to party, but heaven forbid anyone break protocol by leaving before her. She was drawn to celebrities, and the feeling was mutual – she was a princess, after all. Girls copied her clothes, while Picasso was among the many men who wanted to marry her.
But celebs and diarists also swapped horror stories. Of all the jaw-dropping anecdotes, it’s hard to top the time she turned to a disabled guest at a party and asked: “Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and seen the way you walk?”
Or when she was opening an old folks’ home and was presented with a specially cooked chicken dish. “That looks like sick.”
While her sister was meeting ambassadors and presidents, birth order discrimination pushed Margaret to the background. She was destined for a lifetime – as Brown puts it – of opening “scout huts and pumping stations.”
Ma’am Darling becomes repetitive with examples of bad behaviour, but Brown throws in some counter-factual flourishes too, such as Queen Margaret delivering a DGAF Christmas speech.
There’s been speculation that Princess Margaret’s life was ruined by the Townsend saga, when she supposedly couldn’t marry her beloved Group Captain without losing her royal status and income. Brown doesn’t seem to buy the fairy tale, and is skeptical of the 16 years older Group Captain.
Princess Margaret eventually married Antony Armstrong-Jones, photographer to the rich and famous. The Snowdons, as they became known, lived a bohemian life, but the marriage was unhappy, with Brown accusing Snowdon of ‘gaslighting’ – that terrifying tactic of abusers and bullies.
I didn’t find Ma’am Darling as hysterically funny as some critics. I got exhausted by all the ‘famous’ names from the mid-century arts world and high society. But between the whimsicality and all the shade Brown throws, it’s enough to keep the reader on their toes!
11 thoughts on “Ma’am Darling by Craig Brown – Picasso wanted to marry Princess Margaret”
I think I’m the only person in the world who hasn’t watched The Crown, and it seems like something I would love wholeheartedly. This book has intrigued me, and I really appreciate your thoughts on it. It’s too bad that it gets repetitive, but it sounds enjoyable overall. Lovely, beautifully-written review!
Thank you.☺ 😄 I liked The Crown. It’s very soothing and beautiful.
Great post, but I will be honest, this isn’t a book I would be very interested in reading as it’s simply not my cup of tea. But…still totally loved your review though 😊
Thanks for putting this on my radar! Fantastic review.
The Crown does a good job of subtly insinuating a cruel streak in the princess’ nature. I also inferred there was less infatuation on the captain’s part and a bit more ambition there.
Thank you. I tried to go back and re-watch The Crown, but I couldn’t do it. Matt Smith stood out for me. I’m looking forward very much to the third season and the new actors’ performances.
So am I. I was late to the party and binge watched the second season a couple of weeks ago.
I’m a big fan of Tobias Mendes and am certain he’ll be great as the new Prince Philip.
Yes Tobias is a very good actor. I saw him in the first season of Outlander playing hands down one of the nastiest people on screen.
Fantastic post 🙂